There’s a really cute girl at my gym, but as a rule I don’t talk to girls at the gym. It’s too creepy, and what do you say? “Hey! I really like the way you wipe your ass sweat off the leg press machine.” But for this girl I had to break my own rule and I tried to start up a conversation. It did not work. She was super irritated that I interrupted her in the middle of her (pause) shower.