My Girl

My girlfriend is younger than me. And I know she’s young because she knows all the state capitals. I know because I graded her quiz. She is 28 and just got a tongue ring. She says, “It makes oral sex better.” And she sounds like that because she has cerebral palsy. It definitely does not improve the quality of her blowjobs. I don’t need any improvements because I still have an old fashioned Game Boy.

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