Fisting

Fisting. What do you think? Is it medical malpractice? I don’t know. My grandmother asks me to fist her every time I see her because she thinks that is how you refer to fist bumping. It’s pretty upsetting. But I get back at her. When she comes over for dinner, I ask her to toss my salad. But she won’t do it because she says I’m a grown up now. And she hates taking her teeth out.

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