I stopped watching porn on the internet. For a while. I needed a little break, but I started again because I just (pause) found my library card.

Porn is weird these days. Lots of step-sibling sex. Very odd. Every video is some guy whipping out his dick out in front of his step-sister.  It’s so disgusting and messed up. I have step-sisters. Let me tell you, if you are disgusting and demented enough to want to sleep with your step-sister, you really should just (pause) take her out to dinner or buy some of her girl scout cookies. You know? Something nice. Don’t just whip it out like she’s in the Screen Actors Guild.